I was looking back at some forums I'd posted on and found some gems that I'd written and forgotten about, so I will share them now.
First up, one from Star when she was just 5 yrs old.
Star recognises David Cameron on the tv so I asked her who he was
'he's the Prime Minister'
So I asked what he does and she replied
'he tells Santa when you've been naughty.
A classic from Boo when she was only 2 years.
Mummy my feet hurt, will you take me to the dentist.One from Boo at 2, which shows how she hears things differently:
After watching the film Barbie and the Three muskateers Boo runs around weilding her 'sword' telling everyone she is a biscuit ear.This one is more something that Star did than said, but still funny. Here she was 4yrs old
Star lifted up my top while I was pregnant and sticks her toy camera on my tum. I ask her what she's doing and she replies 'taking a photo of the baby'Here is another classic from Boo, this was last Christmas time.
Boo comes home from school with a letter and it's obvious they've been through the contents with the teacher. She tells me they are going on a trip and they need trainers because it might be slippy, a coat in case it rains, a packed lunch and a jam sandwich. I ask why they need a jam sandwich and she says she doesn't know. I say to her you don't even like jam sandwiches and she starts crying, we have to take a jam sandwich the teacher said so.
I read the letter and it says they need to take trainers, coat, packed lunch...but no money because it will be a jam packed day and they won't have time to visit the shop!
Boo again, singing that well known song by Rihanna.
We found love in a homeless place
A conversation on the way home from school with Boo (again)
"Mummy, can we go out somewhere nice tomorrow?
Me " yes, where would you like to go?"
Boo "Africa"Boo, talking about her new class at school last September
"there is a Lucy and a Ruby and we've got two Carlys, one called Carly and one called Grace"
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