Kids (and Mums) Say and do the Funniest Things.

Occasionally I like to present these totally indulgent posts when I remember some of the funny things my kids have said and done. Mostly, it’s stuff that comes up on my Facebook Memories that give me a little reminder and I save them up.

This time I have something for you that I did which was pretty funny.

Mum’s Turn

Just took Oldest son to the station, he was in front of car and Graham was in the back. After dropping son off I drove out of the car park. Stopping at the lights I got a fright as someone was banging on car door. It was Graham, he’d got out of the back to get in the front and I’d driven off and left him. I’d been talking to him too, not realising he wasn’t still in the back.

Facebook 2010

It was a good job, I’d stopped at the lights. I’d not even turned around to see why he wasn’t answering me! Poor Graham was out of breath running after me. Needless to say, Graham didn’t find it funny.

Also, way back in 2010 we have a classic quote from Boo…

‘mummy my feet hurt, take me to the dentist’

I really don’t remember if it was her feet hurting and she wanted the Dr or her teeth were hurting. I was probably laughing too much to ask her, poor thing.

Playstation and London 2013

Oh dear, I remember when my darling Little Man went through his terrible 2s (or in his case his 3’s)

off to shops to get a new PS3 controller, naughty Little Man decided to put daddy’s controller in the sink full of water.

Facebook 2013

We had a lovely day touring London in 2013. After getting there early we spent the whole day looking at the sights, Big Ben, Buckingham Palace, Tower Bridge, even Abbey Road. We stayed overnight before our day at Legoland which had an early start the next morning. This is what Boo thought of our exciting day.

After a day touring the sights of London I asked Boo what she had seen today and she replied ‘lots of trains’

Facebook 2013

Even though her feet were not hurting (See previous section) I took Boo to the dentist for check up in 2013 when she was about six.

At the dentist and Boo was asked if she had any allergies. She said yes, so we asked her what she was allergic to and she replied ‘reading’

Facebook 2013

2015 – It’s Sataday!

I’ve got a picture for you for this one, isn’t it cute? The Little Man drew it when he was about five years old.

Little man drew a picture of his teacher holding saturday (sataday) I asked him why, he said teachers love saturday! I think he’ s probably right

Facebook 2015

2017 On The Throne (or coming out of the closet?)

Does this one need explaining?

I was helping The Little Man shower the other day when he said “Mum, when I grow up will I be a Queen?” I just p’d myself laughing. Then he said ” I know why you’re laughing, it’s because I said Queen instead of King” Yes, Little Man, that’s right. ??????

Facebook 2017

Thanks for indulging me. If you’d like to read more of these funny posts here is one I wrote in February 2019 and another that I wrote in May 2019