Kids Say and Do the Funniest Things, latest offerings.

Every now and then I like to do a post when I record some of the funniest things my children have said and done over the years. These are the things that pop up on my Facebook Memories and I want to keep them all on my blog, my little space on the Internet. I’ve just had a pretty awful weekend with lots of illness with me and the Little Man. So this is the perfect pick me up for me. I hope you enjoy it too.

Body Parts

I love it when our children are leaning about their body parts. Who doesn’t love a fun round of ‘Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes’ with their little ones. Ah, I miss those days. Here’s a little memory that popped up from 2011.

Boo fell over and landed on her knees, she said “mummy, I’ve hurt my leg elbows”

We teased her about her ‘leg elbows’ for many years.

Sisters

I had three brothers and I always wondered what it would be like to have a sister. When I had Star and Boo close together, I always knew they would be best friends. This little snippet popped up from 2014 when Star would have been 9 years old and Boo 7.

Star just promised Boo a hug if she would go out and play with her, so Boo grabbed her coat and they had a hug before going out…… ahhhh sisters

2019 Funniest Things

As time goes by I notice the funny little snippets get less and less, or at least they are repeated. But last year I had a few funnies pop up. So, I’m not giving up just yet. Here’s some moments to remember from 2019, which suddenly seems so long ago.

Star catches the end of the One Show and sings ‘Never Going to give You Up’ word perfect along with Rick Astley. Then she turns around and says ‘ I can’t believe he sang that song, who is he? ‘

Went to see The Impractical Jokers live last night. It was recommended 16 but I called and asked for advice on taking Boo, 12, as she’s a huge fan. I was told there would be swearing and some sexual references, but as long as there was an adult with her it was ok for her to attend. We told her it wouldn’t be like the TV show but in the end it didn’t matter as she was too star struck. The bad language was not excessive and most of the sexual references went over her head. But on the way home we were laughing about Sal (One of the Jokers) mixing up lozenges for condoms. Boo didn’t know what lozenges were but she did know what condoms were, because, and I quote, “I learned all about condoms in Geography at school. ” ??

Finally, This quote was around my birthday last year.

This morning, Boo asks me how old I am and when I told her she exclaimed “wow, that’s older than the Queen” “but the queen is 93!! ” I said, feeling a bit hurt and smoothing out my wrinkles. “I know” said Boo “but she has 2 birthdays every year! ” After some working out, I mean, the Queen has only had 2 birthdays since she became queen, I am happy to proclaim… The Queen is still bloody older than ME!!!

Thank you for indulging me on my trip down memory lane. You can read more of my funniest things memories here.